Fishcar Raises Awareness of the Peepy Crisis
Seeking new information on the missing Peepys, our team managed to secure an interview with a common associate of theirs: one Mr. Fishcar. The aquatic roadster may not share their love of peanuts, but his love of speed has made them occasional partners in chaos (and jail).
Fishcar recently attempted to jump over The Empire State Building to ‘raise awareness of the Peepy Crisis’. After he plowed through the second floor, we caught up to him at the hospital.
Reporter: “How are you feeling Mr. Fishcar?”
Fishcar: “Did you see how high I went!?! Three more sheets of plywood and I would have cleared that sucker! Next jump, I'm gonna meet the aliens! High fives and chicken wings all around!”
Reporter: “Do you think your performance helped bring attention to your missing friends?”
Fishcar: “Who? …Oh, oh. Right. Yeah. Uh, very sad. I did it all for them. I did it for them and the orphans.”
Reporter: “The orphans?”
Fishcar: “They need a role model.”
Reporter: “Right. So what do you think happened to the Peepys and Ouiouis? Did they tell you anything before they vanished?”
Fishcar: “Oh, bummer, the Ouiouis are missing too?”
Reporter: “…You didn’t know that?”
Fishcar: “I’m healed!”
The interview ended abruptly as our subject hopped from his bed, peeled out, and left a Fishcar-shaped hole in the door.