Munmun Arrest Friday Night May be Connected to Mass Disappearance
Police have arrested a stray Munmun on Friday night after hearing claims of a connection with the mass disappearance event. Unfortunately, no substantial evidence has been found to support this.
At 10:03 p.m. on Friday evening, police were called after a crazed Munmun was sighted on a lightpost and began yelling wildly. He appeared mentally unstable and was shouting about not only his own life, but also about the missing Peepies and Ouiouis. “We don’t have to live like this!” he rallied to a rapidly increasing group of concerned bystanders. “The Ouiouis were right! And all the Peepies! We deserve better and we will not stop searching until we find it! I’m so sick of spreadsheets!”
After nearly an hour long negotiation event, Munmun was finally lured down with a McDonald’s Happy Meal. He made some odd remark while being handcuffed about being pulled up there against his will, but officers on scene understood that as further proof of Munmun’s mental unwellbeing.
Interrogation led to detectives seeing that Munmun had no connection with the missing residents, only a strong yearning to disappear like them. Munmun is facing up to a week in the county jail for public disturbance.
Editor’s Note: Munmun, despite being mostly nonsensical, brings up a good point. Did something happen to the Peepies and Ouiouis, or did they leave willingly? We’ll have to investigate more on conditions here or elsewhere that could warrant a mass migration. …And you know what? I agree with Munmun. No more spreadsheets!