Homie is Working Hard to Find Friends and Beat High Scores
Many lives have been touched by the disappearance of the Peepys and Ouiouis, but few have taken it upon themselves to find a solution like Homie. The home-shaped homie named Homie has vowed not to rest (except for naps, snack breaks and goofin’-around time) until his lost friends are found!
We met Homie at the local arcade. Here’s what he had to say.
Reporter: “Homie, you’ve really taken the weight of this case onto your shoulders.”
Homie: “Do I have shoulders?”
Reporter: “Uh…well, metaphorically, I mean. How do you manage all this responsibility-“
Homie: “Insert your coins.”
Reporter: “What?”
Homie: “Area 51 and a half, two-player. We’re gonna shoot aliens till we beat the high score. That’ll do it.”
Reporter: “That’ll what? Find the Peepys?”
Homie: “If they’re here, they’ll want to see me beat the high score.”
Reporter: “I’m not sure if-“
Homie: “Shoot the aliens.”
Reporter: “But I’m not even good at-oh my god!”
Homie: “SHOOT THE ALIENS!”
(Editor's note: The Reporter was found five hours later, huddled in a photo booth. According to Homie, he passed out somewhere around level 3.)